Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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