so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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