well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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