Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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