you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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