im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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