gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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