I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
a search helicopter?!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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