In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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