I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Randomize
