Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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