So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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