I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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