why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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