Umm I'm too high to move.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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