Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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