so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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