i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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