2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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