Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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