thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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