Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
