Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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