i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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