ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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