This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
