And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Randomize
