I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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