just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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