Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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