You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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