um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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