ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
