these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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