The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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