Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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