need another drink. this is the easiest way
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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