In the future we'll all be gay
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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