She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
please don't ironically join a cult
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