suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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