if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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