If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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