His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
