there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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