Its about making memories worth repressing
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
