omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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