I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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