That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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