Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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