Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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