We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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