Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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