yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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