The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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