I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
im on a boat
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