i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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