Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
ok first of all what the fuck
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
