this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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